Sunday, April 10, 2011

The Happiest Place on Earth

1 R/T Plane Ticket to Long Beach (for College Daughter) -- $210

5 Tickets to Disneyland -- $775.

Two Meals at Disneyland (one mac & cheese kids meal, two hamburger kids meals about the size of a 50-cent piece, one regular hamburger meal to share between Hot Mom and Cool Dad, a Caesar salad, three slices of pizza and an order of breadsticks) -- $90.

3 Churros at Disneyland -- $10.50.

One Gallon of Gas in California -- $4.19.

One Sweatshirt from Target (cuz Hot Mom forgot that it might get cold in California) -- $19.99.

The Wait in the Captain Nemo Submarine Line -- 1 hr. 10 minutes.

The Wait in the Get Cool on a 93 Degree Day Ride -- 1 hr. 15 minutes.

Total Time Spent in Restrooms in the Magic Kingdom -- 1 hr. 20 minutes.

Total Time Spent in Freezing Cold Pool at Cheap Hotel -- 27 minutes.

Total Time It Took Hot Mom to Get Freezing Kids Warm Food Following Cold Pool -- 49 minutes.

Total Time It Took Pie and Bubba to Fall Asleep Each Night -- 3 minutes 24 seconds.

Total Time It Took Cool Dad to Lose His Cool at the Happiest Place on Earth -- 1.73 seconds.

Total Time It Took Hot Mom to Sign Us Up for This Torture Again -- .041 seconds.

"I can't wait to do this again," said Hot Mom.

"Kill me, now!" said Cool Dad.

"We don't say 'Kill' in our family," said Bubba and Pie.

"Yeah, Cool Dad!" said College Daughter with her mouth full of churro.

3 comments:

  1. Love your recap, Cool Dad. Love it. It makes me feel some what better about the fact that we haven't taken our children to the magic kingdom nigh unto 10 years, and that's the only time I've ever been...

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  2. You're a blog post title thief, just saying.

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  3. Haha! Gotta love Disneyland! I can't believe how expensive its gotten though!

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