DELICIOUS!

While passing Food City (a local economy grocery store):

Bubba: Oh, Dad, Food City looks like a great place to go into.

Cool Dad: Why is that Buddy?

Bubba: 'Cause its called "Food City" and I'm super hungry.

Cool Dad: Yep, I bet the food in there is delicious.

Bubba: Dad?

Cool Dad: Yeah, Bud?

Bubba: You know you can't say that to girls.

Cool Dad: What, Bud?

Bubba: You can't say THAT to girls.

Cool Dad: Delicious?

Bubba: Yeah, Dad. You can only say that to Barbies and Polly Pockets. Oh, and if you're in college or high school.

Cool Dad: So you can't say, "Hey, Baby, you are delicious."?

Bubba: Nope.

Cool Dad: So have you ever said that to a girl.

Bubba: No way.

Cool Dad: But if you were in college you would say it?

Bubba: No way, Dad!

Cool Dad: So what would you say?

Bubba: I'd say, "Hey, Baby, I'm your ex-boyfriend."