"Hey, Hot Mom, my work has decided to host a softball team."
"That's great, Dear. Are you gonna join in?"
"I think so."
"Do they have enough players?"
"Yeah, the team is...um...what is it...ambidextrous?"
"Huh? And they will have left-handed AND right-handed batters???"
"No, you know what I'm saying...bisexual."
"WHAT?"
Hot Mom then may have peed just a little in her pants as she squealed in delight/horror at her husbands total delinquency. She then recovered.
"Umm...honey. I think the word you're looking for is...'CO-ED'."
"You know what I meant."
Lets imagine I've just made a witty remark with the punch line, "He swings both ways" and we all erupt into hysterical laughter. That's the best I could do with bisexual/ambidextrous humor.
ReplyDeleteOK, that is just plain funny stuff. We miss you guys around here!
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